01新年伊始偶有实话要实说,耐心看完哦

02过去一年虽说有不顺心,不管天灾

03还是人祸

04早晚都会过去,幸福总有一天会哐当砸到你身上

05回头想想,偶上学的时候,不仅是埋头苦读

06暗恋了一个女孩老长时间,一直都8敢表白

07白天黑夜脑子里都是她,连梦里都是她的小样

08N久后才向她表白,偶坠入爱河

09间歇也去海上浪漫了一把…花了偶不少银子):

10热恋中她说要结婚

11偶感觉她是最好的女人

12最后,偶们终于结婚了,并发誓要同甘苦同患难

13开始婚姻生活了,没想到老婆的要求这么

14而且还不给偶一点私房钱,真是很不爽

15并且天天强迫着偶锻炼身体

16逼着偶减掉腐败肚子上的赘肉

17当她减肥不减不掉的时候

18安慰她,骗她:你已经是世界上最苗条的女人了

19面对巨大的生活压力,偶好郁闷,偶好憋屈

20找个东东砸自己这个猪头,为啥偶要结婚…晕

21自己找个地方郁闷了N久N久

22最后还是选择离家出走

23没有想到,人要是倒霉连狗都看偶不顺眼

24一醉解千愁,喝个痛快,反正偶是啥都木有了

25没有钱,露宿接头…偶是卖火柴小女孩…她哥

26正在偶最伤心的时候,她找到了偶

27回到温暖home,她给偶洗白白…偶的Face疼

28又给偶做了一个全身按摩,好舒服啊

29现在偶发现她其实也有很多优点

30光阴似箭,又过了一段时间,偶和偶LP有了小Baby

31这个时偶才发现为人父母是件很崩溃的事

32孩儿他娘也没有比偶轻松多少,为了Baby含辛茹苦

33虽然很累,但见到小宝宝可爱的样子就满足了

34现在偶家宝宝能吃能睡能拉

35偶的狗狗旺才在小区搜狗比赛中跑了第一

36生活越来越甜,有时还开宝牛车全家去铁岭旅游

37祝愿05年大家越过越好,爱情跟裤衩一样贴心如意

38祝愿朋友们在新的一年里也像偶一样幸福快乐