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斑马深爱着小鹿，表达爱意时却遭到拒绝，斑马大吼：为什么？这一切都是为什么？
小鹿胆怯地说：俺妈说了，纹身的都是不良少年。

熊猫深爱着小鹿，表达爱意时却遭到拒绝，熊猫大吼：为什么？这一切都是为什么？
小鹿胆怯地说：俺妈说了，戴墨镜的都是不良少年 　

小鸡深爱着小鸭，表达爱意时却遭到拒绝，小鸡大吼：为什么？这一切都是为什么？
小鸭胆怯地说：俺妈说了，叫“鸡”的都不是好女人。

蜘蛛深爱着蚂蚁，表达爱意时却遭到拒绝，蜘蛛大吼：为什么？这一切都是为什么？
蚂蚁胆怯地说：俺妈说了，成天在网上呆着的都是不是好人。　　

眼镜深爱着鼻子，表达爱意时却遭到拒绝，眼镜大吼：为什么？这一切都是为什么？
鼻子胆怯地说：俺妈说了，俩腿老合不一起女人都是不是好东西　　　　

农夫山泉深爱着娃哈哈，表达爱意时却遭到拒绝，农夫山泉大吼：为什么？这一切都是为什么？
娃哈哈胆怯地说：俺妈说了，一按就出水的女人肯定不是好东西

蛇深爱着乌龟，表达爱意时却遭到拒绝，蛇大吼：为什么？这一切都是为什么？
乌龟胆怯地说：俺妈说了，穷就算了，连个马甲也买不起男人都不是好男人　

桔子深爱着柚子，表达爱意时却遭到拒绝，桔子大吼：为什么？这一切都是为什么？
柚子胆怯地说：，衣服太好脱的女人都是不是好东西 　　　　　

奥迪深爱着三菱，表达爱意时却遭到拒绝，奥迪大吼：为什么？这一切都是为什么？
三菱不好意思地说：俺妈说了，你四个洞，我却只有三根尖，怕应付不了。

口琴深爱着钢琴，表达爱意时却遭到拒绝，口琴大吼：为什么？这一切都是为什么？
钢琴鄙视地说：喜欢别人用嘴巴的男人都不是好东西
口琴悲痛的说:你丫不也是靠别人用手，才哼哼那么爽! 　　

看贴不回的深爱着老母猪,表达爱意时却遭到拒绝,看贴不回的大吼,为什么?这一切都是为什么?
老母猪绝望的说:俺妈说了,近亲是不可以结婚的...,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, _

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