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一女在厕所小便，一醉鬼酒后误入，听到哗哗尿声，忙说：别到了，我真不喝了！女吓坏了，不敢再尿，憋不住放了个屁，酒鬼说：我靠！谁TMD怎么又开了一瓶！


有一个小女孩 头长的像板儿砖,一天问妈妈:我的头像板儿砖吗？他妈不知道怎么说,就说你去井里照照吧,她刚到井边,就听井底有人喊：孙子,你丫仍一试试!

一天瘸子和瞎子同骑一车外出。瞎子骑,瘸子看路，突然瘸子发现前方有一深沟急呼：沟,沟,沟!瞎子回唱到：奥勒奥类奥勒!二人一起掉入沟中!

山有母熊,猎人欲捕之.初战,猎人败,被熊奸.羞愤交加!休数日.再战.又败!再被奸!养伤毕,再往.熊见之,狂笑:‘你狗日是来打猎还是卖淫的?’


幼儿园女教师领学生游泳,不慎露出一根阴毛,一学生问:老师,那是什么啊?女教师一狠心将其拔掉,说:线头.

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